PASSAT GRINDSET ACADEMY
In this course, you will learn how to deal with Passat's natural enemy. The Law Enforcement.
Of course it is discouraged to oppose the police outright, as they are backed up by the government. So we will teach you how to avoid any contact with the police by teaching you how to blend in, avoid high risk areas and if needed, escape.
This course is lead by none other than Nyarlathotep. Who else would be a better teacher at avoiding the police, than ancient evil? Nyarlathotep has proved it's love for Passats, when it killed and erased it's competition, the Lubmobil (You won't remember it, look up Mandela Effect).
The origins of Nyarlathotep trace back to the distant depths of ancient civilizations. Believed to be an Outer God or an Elder God, Nyarlathotep embodied chaos and madness. It'S presence often instilled fear and despair, as it manipulated humanity's darkest desires and vulnerabilities for it's own malevolent ends.
Inexplicably, Nyarlathotep underwent a profound transformation, forsaking it's role as an ancient evil. The reason behind this drastic change is plain and simple, Nyarlathotep loves Passat.
Finding an unexpected path, Nyarlathotep found itself drawn to the Passat Grindset Academy, renowned for its excellent courses in various Passat fields. With an unparalleled understanding of Passats, chaos and evasion, Nyarlathotep was offered a unique role as an instructor in the Police Avoidance Course.
Nyarlathotep quickly proved to be an exceptional instructor, utilizing it's deep knowledge of manipulation, deception, and evasion to impart invaluable skills to the aspiring Passat drivers. It's teachings focused on anticipating police radars, recognizing hotspots, and strategizing effective evasive maneuvers. Nyarlathotep's unorthodox methods challenged traditional training techniques and encouraged students to think creatively in high-pressure situations.
Despite it's dark past, Nyarlathotep proved to be a genuinely reformed mentor. It demonstrated deep love for Passat, even marrying one. Nyarlathotep's students appreciated it's unconventional approach and their ability to impart wisdom gained from a life spent navigating treacherous paths.
Nyarlathotep's transformation has left a lasting impact on both the Passat Grindset Academy and the Passat community at large. Their teachings have revolutionized the way Passat drivers approach police frequented areas, emphasizing the importance of evasive maneuvers and minimizing exposure to both the police and the public.
