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Father Otakar

Champ

The Almighty Father Otakar has smitten many heretics off the face of the Earth in the name of God.
Traits: Righteous, Zealous, Hates Muslims
Special Moves: God's Fury, 3000 Holy Jets of God, Face kick
Kill count: Andre the Giant, Satan, She-Hulk, The entirety of the Eastern world

Jamal

vrahoun

A new challenger from the streets of Detroit, nothing can quench his thirst for the blood of toddlers.
Traits: Aggresive, Hates any lifeform, Likes doggy treats and children
Special Moves: Arm-ripper, Child Munch, Backflip, 200kg bench
Killcount: 2 children 0-3 years, 1 child 10-13 years, 1 grandma 66-70, 2 cats

Francois de Mogadishu

cerny vrahoun

This fearsome mammal has come all the way from the horn of Africa after being scouted by our talent managers.
Traits: Chill, Loves Pirating, Loves Fitgirl
Special Moves: Steal, Gypsy Strike, Peaceful Protest, Knee Smash, Sideways Glock Drive-by
Killcount: 1 white tiger, 1 Somalian commando battalion, The Bloods, The Crips, 1 CIA agent, 23 rodents, 5 dogs

Márty

zmrd

This annoying bastard was sent to the pit by his owner after waking him up in the middle of the night 12 times in a row.
Traits: Annoying, Cute, Selfish Asshole
Special Moves: Meow, Footwear Destruction, Bed-pisser
Killcount: 120 hours of his owner's sleep, 7 flies

Ogutu Mbeke


Soldier from DR Congo, signed up after finding out that his nemesis, Francois de Mogadishu was in the pits of MAMMAL COMBAT.
Traits: Loves LARPing, Generally vibe guy, Hates minorities, Wishes he was born in Japan, Likes Rent-A-Girlfriend
Special Moves: AK-47 Magdump, Grenade throw, Nut-Cracker
Killcount: 3 Cows, 4 pigs and a camel to feed his family, 2 enemy tribes, The virginity of many women across Africa

Jinx

jinx

Rarted cat.
Traits: Rarted, Pacifist
Special Moves: 360 vision, Weird paws, Unlimited psionic potential
Killcount: 12 braincells