The Alien Conspirators (also known as the "Germans") are purging innocent Bavarian babies trapped in alien extermination camps (Munich, Nuremberg, Augsburg)
FLIGHT IS NOT REAL, it has been repeatedly proven that commercial airliners are physically UNABLE to fly due to their extremely heavy weight. There is a reason why only small sized critters are capable of flight and it is thanks to their FEATHERS (not because they're large metal 40 ton empty husks as the "intellectuals" would have you believe)
I live there with my wife, son and infant daughter. Come find me.
I'm just a normal Albequerquian who wants to warn my fellow countrymen about our increasingly extremist government that serves our alien overlords by feeding them our friends, bodies, pets and guns.